Custom Potato Portrait


Straight forward and simple – you give me $$ and a reference picture and then I email you a digital file of your potato portrait. Bing bang boom.

No mailing, no shipping, no complicated back and forth. You don’t even have to put pants on. Straight up and simple. This is great for last-minute gifts, awkward emotes, profile pictures, bathroom decore to look at while your poopin, or phone backgrounds, hell… print it out 800 times and use it for wallpaper.

Turn around time is 36-48 hours (unless chaos erupts and at that point, I will contact you), you will get a high-quality JPG (solid color background) and a PNG (no background).

NOTE: These are DIGITAL FILES ONLY. The illustrations are also caricature-style portraits – if someone is particularly sensitive about a feature please let me know.