Design Deals

I really don’t know what to write here and I have been thinking about it for days. So here goes nothing!

We all have (or will be) affected by Covid-19 in some shape form or fashion. A lot of people have been laid off their job temporarily, are now working from home, have lost their job completely or have been laid off with the possibility the company may never reopen.  For a lot of us (me … I’m talking about me here…), we are riddled with panic and uncertainty.

These are the moments some people think to themselves…

“Fuck it. I’m going to do that thing I’ve always wanted to do now!”


Financial uncertainty is on everyone’s mind right now, so is putting food on my table. Hence why I would like to offer up my services at a super-duper low rate to help get you started doing whatever your dream is and help me keep doing what I love. This is meant to help small first time start up business and companies from he ground up.

You can read more about why I am doing this below.

If you are a business who is struggling to move from physical to online retail/sales/orders please reach out to me for consultations. I will do what I can to help point you in the right direction to get you up and running as cheaply and quickly as possible.

Logo Design


Regular Price | $600 to $800

  • 1-3 Concept Designs
  • 2 Revisions Included
  • Full Color/Black/White designs
  • Usable file formats – PNG, PDF, SVG, DXF, and JPG
  • Favicon, Social Icon, Wide and Tall Design (if applicable)
  • Original Designs! No pilfering vector sites or ripping off someone else.
  • Research for your brand to match your needs and audience.
4-5 Page WordPress Website


Regular Price | $3,000 to $8,000

  • 4-5 Page WordPress Website
  • WooCommerce Integration (if requested)
  • Contact, About, Shop (if requested), Landing Page, Blog
  • SEO Setup
  • Google Analytics Tracking
  • CDN Via Cloudflare
  • Premium WordPress Theme
  • MailChimp Integration (if applicable)
  • Mobile Friendly Designs
  • Hosting for 1 year
  • Downtime Monitoring for 1 Year
  • Video Instructions for navigating and using your new site.
  • And a bunch of other random stuff that goes along with a new site.
I Half-Ass Have My Shit Together


Maybe you have a site that is less than stellar or you have a logo that needs some work. You KINDA have your shit together but you need someone who knows what they are doing to get in there and make it the best it can be. I get it. I’ve been there. We all have.

Reach out to me and we can discuss your situation further and get you pointed in the right direction.

Some Fine Print

These prices are meant for first time small businesses/startups and prices are subject to variations. This is to help give people a leg up in a bullshit situation we have all been put in. All work is done under a Statement of Work to avoid reaching beyond the scope of a project. This SOW provides both parties clear information on work being done and work being received. If I can take on your project I will send you this information via email and hopefully it will answer all the questions your brain is conjuring up. Non-refundable deposits are required along with agreement of the Statement of Work. This is non-negotiable. Help me to help you. There is a limit to how many of these discounted projects I can handle at once, I’m human with LOT’S of feelings right now. I don’t expect a huge influx. However, there may be delays in project timelines due to possible demand. If you have questions – ask.

This isn't for everyone. That's ok.

I realize that this might be a lot of money to some and a complete utter steal for others. Your identity as a business is an investment. Your logo is an investment. Let’s put it this way… sometimes you just need a shitty bookshelf from a big box store and other time you want something that will look beautiful and last so you invest a little more.

I understand if you feel the need to go to other sources – hiring a college student, going to one of those “race to the bottom” service website, having your brother’s friend’s co-worker who “knows photoshop” do it, etc. It’s ok. This is an opportunity for those who want to take advantage of it and a chance for me to be able to pay my bills during this… cluster-fuckery. Maybe “well why aren’t you doing this for free??” has run through your brain, I understand. I still have to make a living and I am offering free consulting and other services at massive discounts.

I see a lot of stressed out humans wondering what is next and where they go from here. I’m not a teacher, emergency service member, or medical professional. This is what I know how to do and also what I do as my career and livelihood.