Now shipping to the UK & Canada!

(Please be patient if things are busted – shipping is complicated and I am but a mere mortal.)

Newest Release

If you don’t want more stuff but still want to support me…

Looking for more stuff to buy? Mugs, hoodies, shirts, bags, etc, are now all located here – 
  • Dick-Tater (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Pickle-Tits (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Sloth Eating Ice Cream (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Emotional Support Pancakes – DO NOT PET

    $1.50$3.00
  • Mushroom Mushroom (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Tired as Fuck (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Emotional Support Grilled Cheese – DO NOT PET (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Emotional Support Pizza – DO NOT PET (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Emotional Support Taco – DO NOT PET (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Emotional Support Donut – DO NOT PET (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Emotional Support Burrito – DO NOT PET (Sticker or Magnet)

    $1.50$3.00
  • Prick Pins

    $12.00
  • Sold Out

    Prick Fridge Magnets

    $15.00
  • Sold Out

    Simple AF Mystery Sticker Pack V2

    $6.00
  • Sold Out

    Simple AF Mystery Sticker Pack V1

    $6.00